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Hola once again, my friends. So last week, we didn't have too many responses. I'm guessing that the wolves didn't appeal to you all. *tsks* I mean come on, look at them!! Here's our winner for this week:

Embry: Guys can we hurry it up with this whole half naked standing in the middle of a field...I'm freezing my furry butt off here. Also I think I might just be a little constipated.

Sam: Um...oh shit, shouldn't have tried to walk in these jeans. Damn that hurt the boys!

Paul: Oh baby I'm gonna growl for you tonight!

Many thanks to Annie for our winning caption!! Annie, if you'll please contact me at kitty_cullen@hotmail.com we'll get your Darlin Day set up!!

And for those that can't remember, here is last weeks photo:

This week, I'm going kind of Cliche and pull a Jasper still that we've all come to know and love. I love his mean face, like seriously. So go wild, and tell me what you think about THIS one.

Many thanks once again, my lovlies, and make sure to leave me a comment or I just might cry.


did you really just touch my cowboy hat?

Edward, I told you, I prefer Mozart to Debussy!

I wanna a cookie

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I told you if you make fun of my hair once more I would throw a tantrum, so who's next?

It's just blood Jasper. No need to shit a piano.

What the hell is this?! I'll tell you what this is, it's a cheap ply-wood piano! I was told I could trash a real baby grand! *dramatic sighs* I can't work with this. *gets teary eyed* If you need me I'll be in my trailer. *minces off of the set hips a-swinging*

Damnit Edward, who the hell do you think you are to throw me into a piano??

These pants are too damn tight to do anything in so stare and enjoy the hotness that is me.

I will get that girl if its the last thing that I do.

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