This week’s Featured Darlin’ is none other than KittyCullen-03. If you’ve ever read any of her stories, you know she’s a kickass author who never holds back on her readers. Some of my favorites of her work include “Boardroom Policies” (a collaboration with BamaBabe), “Chemistry”, “Awake In The Dark”, and “A Different Wind”. She so kickass, I’m willing to forgive her for the lone Harry Potter story she’s posted (probably because I’m an HP fan too, but still…). Read on to find out how she answered some of my hard-hitting questions!



1. Penname? Kitty Cullen-03
2. How long have you been reading/writing FanFiction? Geez. I started back with Harry Potter fic a few years back….maybe 3 years?
3. What’s your favorite pairing? If we’re talking Twilight, it will always be Jasper/Bella. If we slip into Vampire Diaries fic-which I have-it’s Damon/Elena.
4. What’s your favorite genre? I like humor. All the way.
5. If you were to collaborate with an author, who would you choose to collaborate with? I’ve collabed with some great girls-TiffaniNichole, NCChris, my PIC Lacym3, MaitresseSaint, BamaBabe…I’d gladly do another piece with any of them!
6. Name some stories you think everyone in the fandom should be required to read (don’t forget to list the authors with their stories). “Eight Years Later” by jmeyer, “A Murmur of Fire in the Vein” by ElleCC, “Worth the Pain” by NCChris, “Long, Tall Texan” by BamaBabe, “Seducing Ms. Swan” by DQRC, “Bella Swan, Zombie Killer” by Kristen Nicole, “Dodgeball!” by TiffaniNichole…Those. Most of them are older, and most of them, with the exception of 2, are complete (“Bella Swan, Zombie Killer” and “Dodgeball!” are those two).
7. What do you look for when reading a story (i.e. writing style, no mistakes, etc.)? It has to have good grammar, and it has to move at a steady pace. I don’t want Bella jumping into bed with Jasper just all the sudden-I like the story to have flow and reason.
8. What turns you off of a story? Nothing more than bad grammar.
9. What’s your favorite version of Jasper (i.e. Geeksper? Domsper? Darksper?)? Darksper or Domsper, that’s for damn sure.
10. Is there any type of story that you will absolutely NOT read, regardless of how well it may be written? I can’t do Carlisle/Edward slash. Period. End of. I can barely read anything with Carlisle as more than a father figure anyway, but that is a hard limit.
11. Who is your favorite FanFiction author? You go right for the kill, don’t you? I can’t pick one, there’s just no way.
12. What is your favorite FanFiction story? “Either Eight Years Later” by jmeyer (Which is one of the few stories to have brought me into a sobbing mess) or “Poughkeepsie” by Mrs. TheKing (which is no longer posted).
13. Are you good at leaving reviews, or do you tend to simply “lurk”? I suck at reviewing, I’ll be the first to admit it. I never do, and I’m sorry.
14. What do you do when you get Writer’s Block? Stop writing for a while. If you can’t tell. Sometimes you need a break.
15. What is the atmosphere like when you’re writing (i.e. quiet, loud, cigarette)? Generally it’s just a normal day for me. I’ll have the TV on, have my chat windows up, and have my Microsoft Word going. I don’t need anything special.
16. What’s your favorite thing about writing FanFiction? Instant gratification….I’m kidding. I like that it makes me feel creative. And the community is…amazing. I’ve made so many wonderful friends.
17. Least favorite? Letting people down…not updating when I know they’re waiting.
18. Slash or no slash? I prefer writing it more than I do reading it, but I do beta for a great slash story!!! Called “A Tale of Two Cities” by TruceOver *shamelesspimp*
19. What scene involving Jasper would you have liked to have read, rather than it having been glossed over in the books (i.e. Jasper’s history with Maria, Peter, and Char; Jasper wandering; Jasper’s reaction to Edward becoming infatuated with Bella—shown in MS, but not in Twilight)? I’m going to have to go with his early years. I want to see him as an out-of-control newborn, because for the most part, he’s very controlled nowadays. I want to see him at his raw, basic self.
20. Which is your favorite book in the Saga? Eclipse, most definitely. Mostly because there was so much Jasper.
21. If Jasper were a real person in your life, what would you do? Lick him.
22. Is Jackson Rathbone your Jasper, or do you have another actor you’d rather play him? Originally, when I was thinking about who could play him, I thought of Matthew Grey Gubler-who plays Dr. Reid on Criminal Minds. (Here is a photo) When they did that episode that had Jackson Rathbone in it, I died for days and days.
23. Is there a character (besides Jasper) that you absolutely love? Billy Black. He’s serious. And funny.


I just think KC-03 has an old man fetish... *shifty eyes* Teehee!

24. Is there a character that you absolutely hate? If I said Bella would you hate me? If you read anything I write, you’ll note that my Bella is NOTHING like book Bella, because I think book Bella is a terrible influence on the world’s youth, and I have a list of reasons why. Ask me.


TELL US WHY?!?!?!?!

25. Are you annoyed by my questions yet (keep in mind you have a lot more to answer each week)? Wait. This isn’t a one-time thing? *laughs*