Okay, first, I want you to look at these pictures. Look at their unbelievable, yummy, deliciousness:
Now I want you to keep those images in mind while you read what Mr. Rathbone had to say in a recent interview:
"I have turned down roles that I found morally reprehensible… but in the same breath I must concede that I love playing morally reprehensible characters. As long as it’s tasteful and intelligent, and my family promises to never see it, I might do nudity… might."
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*looks around, dazed and confused*
Oh, sorry about that. I must have passed out for a minute, there. Weird.
Is anyone reading this a screenwriter by any chance? If so, I'm gonna need you to whip up a script for this man. A script that just so happens to include at least 10 gratuitous nude scenes. I'm talkin' full frontal, here. I wouldn't mind a few ass shots to add a bit of variety as well. I'm not picky.
Please make my dreams come true. I've been a good girl, I promise! *kicks porn stash and box o' dildos under the bed*
February 28, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Hang on while i find my eyes....they fell out while i was reading this post. *looks under the couch* oh there they are *brushes dirt off and puts eyes back in* what the hell just happened...oh yeah Jackson nude! that would be the BEST MOVIE EVER! total cinematic win in my book and millions of others....this must be MADE!
February 28, 2011 at 11:17 PM
Wow! And here I'd been hoping to just find a pic of him in tight pants... Lord have mercy!!
March 1, 2011 at 1:50 AM
I've only recently found you guys as my Jacksperitis has sort of snuck up on me. I hope there's no cure. I think I'd die a happy old lady with an ass shot or possibly about as naked as Jason Stackhouse gets on True Blood and as often as he gets naked too!
Love StackedLikeSookie (my google account has cracked the shits on me!)
March 1, 2011 at 12:23 PM
There is no cure for this Jasperitise as you call it. i've had it for 2 years!
March 1, 2011 at 12:28 PM
SSSSIIIIGGGGHHHHH
I ma fairly certain the many many quality Jacksper fic writers(cause lets be honest we ALL picture Jackson when we write Jasper) could come up with something tasteful, morally reprehensible, and guaranteed to keep Jackson at minimum only partially clothed through the whole thing! Lets do this! He wants us too!
March 2, 2011 at 10:21 PM
I must say I'm not as surprised as some. Though that likely has more to do with me than anything. After all we know his mother raised him with southern morals. But I digress, someone needs to write Jackson this screenplay and soon... I would be sitting two rows from the theatre screen! *nearly faints from the images in her head.*
March 11, 2011 at 2:50 PM
um, wow!
March 20, 2011 at 11:00 PM
Ok ladies we need to start brainstorming ideas. Like PRONTO!
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