As a contest h00r, I'm always scoping out the newest contests and how Jas can be incorporated into the theme... unless, of course, the contest doesn't allow slash and/or non-canon pairings. *grumbles*

But I digress...

It's always a bit disappointing when I subscribe to a contest's C2, expecting to get a good dose of Jas lovin', only to have my inbox assaulted by one shot after one shot of Edward/Bella stuff.

Booooriiiing.

*snicker*

Okay, okay, I'll leave all of you canon lovers alone. (for now. heehee.)

So yeah, it really sucks assholes that my Jazzy-Pooh hardly ever gets shown any love 'round these here parts. He's too sexeh and badass to be so blatantly ignored! So I feel that it's our job as Darlin's to show you the way and contribute to the "We Want MOAR Jasper!" Movement.

If you've never written before, don't be afraid. Now is the time to take that leap and give us more Major. Suffering from writer's block on a WIP? What better way to get your juices flowing than by writing a few thousand words featuring our favorite empath?

Here are just a few of the contests that I think would be perfect for Mr. Whitlock:

Eurofornication Contest

The rules? Your new one shot must feature Europe and Edward. Slash, anyone? Imagine a Scottish Edward wearing a kilt, who runs into Touristsper in a grimy pub. Or hows about an Italianward who's a fashion designer and has his world turned upside down when a smooth-talkin' Texan shows up to model some of his clothes?

The possibilities are endless, people!

Next up is the Invasion of the Zombies Contest. Now, I have no clue why in the ever lovin' hell this contest only has ONE entry. ONE! This is just sad. This contest could be SO epic, guys. Who doesn't love the fuck out of a zombie movie? I know I'm not the only one! The deadline isn't until March, so I expect some of you to step up and give me a happeh. Srsly, guys, zombie fics are already a rarity. But zombie fics featuring Jasper are literally non-existent. Don't you wanna be the first and break some barriers?

*giggles at "break barriers"*

*iz pervy*

Last but not least is the Love Is In The Air Contest.

The rules? Your story must feature an aircraft or airport. I wanna see some Jasliciously lemony times on hot air balloons, helicopters, airplane bathrooms... hell, even a damn hang glider! I just want some lemons and some Jasper. Is that so much to ask?



So get to writing, guys. Jasper is depending on you.