Hello my lovlies, my apologies for the lateness of this post, but I'll more than make up for it with the o/s I have to rec to you-all today.
Summary: Finalist in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest! It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual distain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed?
I have been waiting for weeeeeeks to rec this! But, as it was an entry for the Slash/Backslash 2.0 contest, I had to wait until that contest was over.
This one-shot. My Lord, what can I say about this one-shot? It's now one of my favorites, I can tell you that. Jasper is hilarious. He and Bella are best friends, and when Bella starts dating Emmett, she begins blowing off Jasper in favor of her new squeeze. Now Edward is Emmett's best friend, and doesn't take to kindly to the relationship either. Can you see where this is going?
"God, calm down. See what I mean? So trashy. She's probably the same way and Emmett deserves better."
"Deserves better?" I. Was. Pissed. "Emmett couldn't get any better if he went up to fucking Mount Olympus. I've seen Emmet's type. Motherfuckers like him are shit. Cheating, lying, conniving, arrogant bastards. And judging by the he keeps, I'd say my assesment is pretty fuckin' accurate."
Edward smiled smugly. "So it looks like we both want the same thing. And it's a plus that I'll never have to see your face again."
"You'd better hope you never see my face again."
"We need to break them up." He ignored my threat. Smart man. "Plant seeds of doubt in their heads."
"Or seeds of truth in my case, since your friend's an asshole."
"So you're game?"
"Hell and yes."
Now, now, I know what you're thinking. With that kind of dialouge, how can this turn out to be a romance between them? Well, you'll just have to read it to find out, yeah? Their rivalry is just... gut busting. That and an ongoing argument over a stolen wallet, make this a must read.
So go on over and show Tiff some love, and tell 'em Lacy sent ya!
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