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Hey all :) I'm helping Tiff out today by posting PFTM for her. She's working on a contest entry and since I'm the official pre-reader for it, I actually want her to finish the fucker... so yeah... I get to blindly grope my way through this segment... *walks forward, hands flailing*

Woops! Think I just grabbed Tiff's boob. It's OK though. She's used to that. *pats Tiff's boob*

Anyhow, Tiff wanted me to plug the "Love Actually" contest for her again. Remember? This is the one that's total UST. That means NO lemons! That means it must be rated T. Come on, all! Write the best unresolved sexual tension story you can and send it in! The contest deadline is tomorrow (that's the 15th, fyi) at 11:59PM! Here are the rules for it:

Your story must be a new one-shot and not be an outtake or continuation of another story. We want the story no one has seen yet. Continuations of your entry/entries will NOT be permitted until winners have been announced.

The One Shot must be between 3,000 and 15,000 words not including an A/N or the contest heading which must be included in the document.

ONLY NON-CANON pairings.

Any Rating is allowed, however stories must NOT contain a lemon. A little bit of UST is fine, but don’t take it over the line.

This is an anonymous contest: you may tell people you entered, however you may not reveal what story is actually yours. Any pimping of one particular story will be questioned. The point is to promote ALL the entries.

Collaborations are allowed, but please remember to include all members’ pen-names in the heading.

The limit is two entries per individual or collaboration.

And since these are NON-Lemon writings, we should hope we will not see any rape, incest, pedophilia, bestiality, necrophilia or other particularly icky stuff.

All stories must be beta’d and will be validated.

If you don't have a beta, we suggest sending the story to Project Team Beta: http://www.projectteambeta.com/ However, they do take time, so you will need to get the story to them early.

Submissions should be sent to: TheLoveActuallyContest@Gmail.com

How about the "Fiction vs. Reality" contest? Maybe it's more your style? Choose from a list of reality show competitions and then write a one-shot based around it... Twilight and trash TV... is there any combo more sinful? Here are the rules:

-Choose from one of the following reality competition shows and show us how dog-eat-dog ridiculous (or dramatic?) you can be:
1) Survivor
2) The Amazing Race
3) The Bachelor/Bachelorette
4) Project Runway
5) Beauty and the Geek
6) Wife Swap
7) Big Brother
8) Next Top Model
9) The Apprentice
10) Dancing with the Stars
11) Top Chef
12) American Idol

-All entries should be between 3,000 and 20,000 words (because we likes the loonnngg ones ;-)

-All ratings are acceptable, but if you are writing an M-rated story, you must be over the age of 18.

-All stories must be original and developed for this contest, not side/past/future shots from pre-existing stories.

-Your entry may be continued as soon as the contest is over.

-All entries should be beta’d. Twilighted's standard rules of grammar and structure should be followed, and entries that are not well-edited will be returned.

-All entries must be Twilight fics.

-Entries are limited to one per person, plus one collaboration.

-Your entry and/or collaboration must remain anonymous. Only WutheringBites will know the author of each entry until the contest is over. Your entry will be disqualified if you
reveal your identity in association with the contest.

-E-mail your entry directly to FictionVersus@gmail.com

And one more...

The "For the Love of a Man in Uniform" one-shot contest. *fantasizes about Jasper in uniform*... Yummy...

Write a one-shot based around any man/woman in uniform (that includes military and rescue personel) or their families. Here are the rules:

•Your story must be based on a man/woman in uniform or their loved ones. This includes: soldiers, sailors, marines, pilots, police officers, firefighters and medical personnel
•Your story must be a One Shot and please no previously posted stories or outtakes.
•The One Shot must be between 2,000 and 20,000 words not including an A/N or the contest heading which you must include in the document.
•Any Paring is allowed
•Any Rating is allowed. Lemons are not required, but are always appreciated!
•This is an anonymous contest so please don't cheat by telling people that it's your story...we will eventually find out and then you will be disqualified. Plus cheating isn't cool!
•Collaborations are allowed, but please remember to include all members pen-names in the heading.
•The limit is two entries per individual or collaboration
•We ask that you keep away from the topics of Rape and Incest or anything creepy like that. Also please also no Pedophilia (unless it's century year old vamps with 17 year old girls), bestiality (unless it's with warewolves)....geesh what is it with this series we're reading!
•Finally, please get your stories Beta'd...if you don't have someone available to beta for you I suggest sending the story to Project Team Beta: http://www.projectteambeta.com/ It does take time to get this done so don't wait until the very last minute to send it in. We're giving you plenty of time. If you are still having problems just get in touch with us and we'll see if we can help you out.

Submission Heading:
"For the Love of a Man in Uniform" O/S Contest
Pen-name: (Will be removed to keep the contest anonymous)
Word Count:

Important Dates:
June 1st - June 30th Accepting Entries
July 1st - Stories Posted
July 1st - July 15th Voting Open
July 23rd Winners Announced

Alright, that's it for now. I know, I know... Tiff's totally better at this segment. Please forgive me... I literally had like... 5 mins to prepare.


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