Hey guys! Did you miss me? :-P

There has been a influx of contests lately, so it was really hard to choose just a few for this week. Honestly, I played a little eenie-meenie-miney-moe to narrow down the selection. It was an extremely scientific process. *nods*

For the first contest, I'll give you a few visual clues as to what it's about:










That's right, folks. It's the Spank The Monkey Contest! Doesn't matter who's doing it, but there needs to be some kind of jacking off goins on. I must admit, Jasper beating his meat is a guilty pleasure of mine. I love, love, love reading about him jacking off. I can't get enough of it!

*thinks about Jasper masturbating*

*drools*

As far as I'm concerned, every entry needs to feature Jasper jacking off. If this doesn't happen, I'm gonna boycott. I'll do it, I swear I will! *prepares to make virtual pickett signs*

I have another pervlicious contest for you guys, called the Fetlife at Twilight Contest. Not sure what "fet" means? Well, my darlings, fet is short for fetish. Yes, this is a contest for the kink-nasty. Dildos and role play and cock plugs, oh my! I really can't wait to see what you guys come up with for this one.

Get to writing and I'll see ya'll next week!