Places for the Major
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Places for the Major
Howdy! *waves* Did you miss me? I know you did. :-P
So there's this contest going on... not sure if you've heard of it. It's called the Not Your Mama's PBJ Contest, maybe that sounds a teensy bit familiar? *gigglesnort*
Us Darlin's have joined forces with the Major's Army to bring you the most awesomesauce contest EVAR. It's Peter loving Jasper. It's Bella loving Peter. It's Jasper loving Bella AND Peter, and any other yummeh PB&J combination that your dirty little mind can cook up.
We're all verrah excited to see the delicious scenarios that are sure to come up. *licks lips*
Another contest that's going on right now is the Real Love Contest. And this contest is unique in that it requires realistic lemons! That's right, folks. They want your awkward, painful, imperfect, giggle-worthy sexin'. *long, forlorn sigh*
I just wish there was someone
who'd write a Jaspercentric entry for this contest. Who, oh who, could write one for me?
Puppy dog eyes: tiffaninichole haz them
See ya'll next week! Smooches! ^_^
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*scrunches eyebrows* What are you still doing here? Why are you not writing? Get! Shoo! *pushes you out the door*
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